I forgot how hot balto sounded
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The uberlube is also flammable
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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