Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Your penis caused this!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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