Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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