talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
