Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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