For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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