There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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