I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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