she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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