escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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