At least make sure they are 18
Why
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
