Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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