The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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