i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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