i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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