For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We have started to decorate penises.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh god it's open bar.
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