Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
3pm strippers are depressing
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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