If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Michael Bay diarrhea
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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