Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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