Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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