THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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