do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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