I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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