you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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