K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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