i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Small penises have feelings too.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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