i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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