My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
