playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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