I wish life had little blips of pornography
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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