You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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