Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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