There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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