You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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