im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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