u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
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You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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