I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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