My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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