Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
