I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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