i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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