Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
thus making me awesome and them whores
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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