I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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