Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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