I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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