i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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