I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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