so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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