Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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