She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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