The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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