big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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