What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He kissed a someone with a penis
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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