Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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