Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Operation Purity has been aborted
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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