called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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