If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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