Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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